Colonel Cornelius Cornwall

The Collectible

From the earth I rise and to the earth I one day will return!

Colonel Cornelius Cornwall stands in his delicious glory at 5 inches tall, wearing black-framed glasses, yellow corn sneakers, and a corn suit. His face is twisted into a scream. In his hands, he holds out a can of corn. So come down today and try some corn! The exterior of his double-walled window box depicts a corn field, while the interior is illustrated with butter spread on corn. This collectible ships in a matte, embossed, protective outer sleeve and a custom sized plastic protector for maximum protection during shipping.

I bought a corn costume for a gag and it showed up today but I realized I FORGOT WHAT THE FUCKING GAG WAS AND NOW I JUST HAVE A CORN COSTUME pic.twitter.com/ZnQdsvc7Mp

Slimecicle (@Slimecicle) November 28, 2018

About Slimecicle

Gamer. Punmaster. Kazoo fiend. Hey! I’m Slimecicle! You’ve probably seen some of my-wait. I know you. Yes your face. Yes. I have seen this face. Through one side of the screen you lightly exhale out of your nose at my joke and through the other I watch. Through the vast digital landscape of colors and sound, I always watch and dream. And I have dreamed of. THIS MOMENT. YES. LET. ME. OUT.

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